The
model for Alice, Wendy, and a "Rude, Selfish, Uncouth, and
Thoughtless" Teen.
Movie
Teen magazine asks Kathryn Beaumont to model bad behavior.
In a wild dance, Kathryn kicks some poor guy in the shin and looks as if she could care less.
Kathryn - whose dance partner you may recognize
as Bobby Driscoll, her vocal co-star in
Walt Disney's "Peter Pan" - is shown behaving badly again and
again in a shocking (and totally fabricated) pictorial splashed across two pages of the
July 1952 Movie Teen.
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"Don't
Be A Bad Actor," screams the headline, adding "...when you're
in the audience."
Like the "date" Kathryn shared with Bobby in
Movie Life magazine, the photo feature has been contrived
for the fan audience.
The two teen stars were asked to simulate some of the more
annoying movie-going habits of their peers for the Movie
Teen photographer.
Photo captions appear in
less-than-inspired doggerel:
Don’t get frisky, full of jive
and
Acrobatics, like a child,
In the crowded lobby. Kicks and
Bumpings make folks justly wild!
Dancing in the lobby? Was there really
a lot of that going on? Is this a lesson teens need to learn? |
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Don’t be so
uncouth that you do not so much as shift
your feet when someone is trying hard to
pass you,
getting to a seat!
For some reason, the
moviegoers have crowded into seats in the last three rows. There
seem to be
plenty of empty seats in front of them.
All of a sudden, here comes Barbara Stanwyck's stand-in, ready to
hit poor Bobby with her pocketbook.
The movie's on, everybody's
engrossed, and here's this late-comer spoiling for a fight. Hey,
lady,
find a seat somewhere else! |
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Don’t
think you
have special right
to
Break in lines before your turn.
Smarty-alecks who pull that
one make all decent people burn!
Maybe the pocketbook lady is
trying to settle the score because she saw Bobby and Kathy "cutting
the line" earlier.
But take a close look: the kids were just trying to
get through to the real ticket
holders queue.
The people seen here only
think they're waiting to see a movie. They've
mistakenly lined up behind a hitchhiker (Lee J. Cobb's
stand-in, far right). |
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Don’t munch
popcorn, rustle wrapping,
Or make chitchat with your beau.
Any noise is rude and selfish,
When folks want to hear the show.
Let's revisit the title of this
article: "Don't Be A Bad Actor." Now let's look closely at the faces
of the four 'theatergoers' behind Kathy and Bobby. Left to right,
they are:
a) Looking into the camera,
b) grimacing at the screen,
c) trying to send the teens a message telepathically, and
d) whistling. |
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Don’t keep on
your hat or fuss with
Scarves and things right at the time
When the show is most exciting.
Tricks like that are just a crime!
Um, yes... but notice that no one's view has
been obstructed.
Maybe the roof was leaking. |
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Don’t be late and
make like monkeys,
Over legs and laps to climb,
Ruining nylons and the fun of
All the folks who came on time!
First, let me get this straight. The
two guys in this
picture are wearing nylons?
Second, you Movie Teen
hypocrites, have you forgotten your own
advice? "Don’t be so
uncouth that you do not
so much as shift your feet
when someone is trying hard to
pass you, getting to a seat!" |
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Don’t get
notions you’re a singer
When the star begins her song.
You may love to hum and warble,
But the crowd won’t stand it long!
Here's the text that ran with the pictures, in
full:
"The thoughtless
theatergoers are Kathryn Beaumont, the voice of “Alice” in Walt
Disney’s 'Alice in Wonderland,'
and Bobby Driscoll, star of 'Treasure
Island.' They will be 'Wendy'
and 'Peter' in
'Peter Pan.' ”
Singing in the theater, dancing in the
lobby... does this constitute juvenile delinquency, that dread
1950's pandemic? |
Don’t take water from the fountain to your
seats. There’s reason for such a rule, as
you will find when on someone a cup you
pour!
Click the
button below to hear what happened mere seconds
after this tragic spill.
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Don’t leap on
him like a tiger if you chance to see a
star.
Tearing clothes and limb from limb just
Proves what silly fans you are!
Collectors will recognize
this classic 2-person autograph request/positive celebrity
identification maneuver: Kathy gets the autograph as Bobby confirms
celebrity status by noting the maker of the star's tie.
Brooks Brothers was later able to corroborate
that the wearer was Charles Farrell of "My Little
Margie" TV fame.
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So, run down to your newsstand,
especially if it's one that keeps issues on the stands significantly
past the "display until" date, and look for the issue with Margaret
O'Brien on the cover.
First, though, you might want to return to the
unofficial Kathryn Beaumont page. |
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